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Woman v. The Government

  • Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  • Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  • Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  • Government: No.
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gnarliam:

I CANT BREATHE IMFGASBFAS

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fuck yeahh

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psychodavesays:

onnaevilsmith replied to your post: Fapping down to my birthday.

And yet girls talking about their periods is gross? :P

At least my dick doesn’t ooze blood every month.

That could be fixed, y’know.

the caption lmao

the caption lmao

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starspades:

synntynn:

unwrittenfairytales:

vitality-virus:

kaffblock:

curlyfoureyes:

fatbrat:

katzuh:

eatprayklaine:







…I didn’t even realize half of the things I typed…that I was feeling like that…
Now I’m crying. Thank you whoever made this.

This helped me vent today


That was incredible.

i don’t know why… but i feel like crying :/ this is such a nice thing. thank you.

this is such a beautiful idea, I love whoever made this.

Whoever made this; Thank you from the bottom of my heart. This is amazing. Just, believe me.

What the hell D:
The stuff I was typing I didn’t even know I felt.

You don’t have to reblog, just click the image. but honestly, I needed to do this. I have this raw, real feeling inside of me right now.

Crying.



Everyone go and do this, seriously. 

I never thought that I would ever admit to things I typed there. But this made me realize I can’t deny it. Everything I typed was true. And I feel like crying

aaand ok, imma be here for awhile..

starspades:

synntynn:

unwrittenfairytales:

vitality-virus:

kaffblock:

curlyfoureyes:

fatbrat:

katzuh:

eatprayklaine:

…I didn’t even realize half of the things I typed…that I was feeling like that…

Now I’m crying. Thank you whoever made this.

This helped me vent today

That was incredible.

i don’t know why… but i feel like crying :/ this is such a nice thing. thank you.

this is such a beautiful idea, I love whoever made this.

Whoever made this; Thank you from the bottom of my heart. This is amazing. Just, believe me.

What the hell D:

The stuff I was typing I didn’t even know I felt.

You don’t have to reblog, just click the image. but honestly, I needed to do this. I have this raw, real feeling inside of me right now.

Crying.

Everyone go and do this, seriously. 

I never thought that I would ever admit to things I typed there. But this made me realize I can’t deny it. Everything I typed was true. And I feel like crying

aaand ok, imma be here for awhile..

omfggg

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SHIRTLESS CHRIS EVANS (please don’t faint)

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fontelitist:

The solar eclipse over San Francisco

fontelitist:

The solar eclipse over San Francisco

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

jasihatesu:

and the idiocy of America continues to blow up my inbox

how can you say the idiocy…??? when you were…? I mean… .-. Ameeericaaa, Ameeeerrrricaaaa…. 

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